Why does my life suck so hard?

Dear Lup,
I forgot my ipod and am now faced with a one hour train ride home
after an exam that I'm sure I'm going to fail. Why does my life suck
so so hard?
Thanks kindly,
No music hurts my soul

Dear No music hurts my soul,
Excuse me while I shed a tiny tear. That is indeed sad. Expensive entertainment devices, public transportation, education.
Get a grip, man! Other people (like me, maybe) have real problems, like no space between our uvulae and our tongues, which causes snoring and potential death given the right circumstances.
That's right.