the rational alternative to religion


Tuesday, February 26, 2008

If god is powerful, why doesn't he have power?

Dear Lupinion,
Why hasn't Mike Huckabee withdrawn from the race yet? Is it because GOD is telling him to continue? If GOD is indeed speaking through Mike Huckabee then why hasn't he rigged the election yet so that Mikey would win? I mean, considering GOD is a supposed super being this seems doable though I'm not GOD nor am I affiliated with GOD so I don't know.
Is GOD a delegate?
Thank you,
Lupinion for President in 2008



Dear Lupinion for President in 2008,

I barely know who Mike Huckabee is and I'm even less interested in god.

Let's play a game and say god existed. You're assuming he'd be able to win something. Maybe god's a loser, have you considered that? Even in his god story, god's had a lot of failures. He didn't really have a body (although he liked lamb), he talked funny, his son was all kinds of wrong, etc.

Well, that game was fun. But really, there is no god. Don't worry.