A gander at gender

Dear Lupinion,
What gender do you identify as?
Sincerely,
Sir Gender-a-lot

Dear Gender-a-lot,

I appreciate the curiosity, but I don’t talk about my penis.

Orrrrrr…… my vagina!
Ha ha ha ha, thought you got me, didn’t you?!

Orrrrrr…... my non-penis or non-vagina!
Ha ha ha ha, thought you got me again, didn’t you!?

Oh, whatever.