Cat Calls

Dear lupinion,
Is it o.k. that i want to make out with my cat? I mean, I would never do it, but I like to think about us touching tongues.
Cat lover

Dear cat lover,

This is the kind of question lupinion lives for! It is also the kind of question that you should only ask in your inside voice, and by inside I mean inside your head.

Think about why you want to touch your cat's tongue. Write down all your reasons. Then replace the word "cat" with something else you don't want to touch. See if you feel the same way. Dali did this with the words "fork" an "poop" and he had a lot of fun with it. You should try it too, but for the opposite reason.